In Praise of Hitler's Moustache

Okay, so today I learned that there's a group out there called the "Egyptian Unique Moustache Association." Apparently they like and respect all types of mustaches, including Hitler's mustache. Hitler's mustache is, like, totally rad because, according to Captain Sayyed Shahada, Hitler "humiliated the most despicable sect in the world. He subdued the people who subdued the whole world."

Of course, this leads one to question exactly how Hitler was able to subdue the Jews if, in fact, the Jews had actually "subdued the whole world," as our facial-haired captain claims. But logical reasoning is apparently not a prerequisite for entry into the prestigious "Egyptian Unique Moustache Association."

Then the good captain goes off on a weird nostalgia trip about the good old days, back when all the cool kids were walking around with Hitler mustaches:

By the way, that kind of moustache is called "11." The generation of this Hitler... When I was little, my father, may he rest in peace, grew that kind of moustache, and so did all his class members. They all had this "11" moustache. That was in the days of Hitler... My father...

You have to love how his voice just trails off at the end. Yes, those genocidal times were good for the Jew-haters of the world. Kids today with their Guitar Hero and their Amy Winehouse -- they just can't appreciate the beauty of the Hitler mustache and the Jew-killing that goes with it.